Posts Tagged 'fan-fic'

Fanfiction about office plankton

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Mature next story. I would make a mockery of the young and daring plankton.

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Path ITshnika

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

Day worker to start the cheesecake or sochnikom, so that the brain woke up and slow down discontent caused by the lack of money and women (which is the power of the main brain of programming).

Coley of the lowest who offends (accountant, Ali direhtur) should limit their Internet sites only workers. To labor force, has long been the hardest and worst.

Noble ITshniku should regularly take on freelance, timing strongly prosiraya. For so gather your face does not lose, and in turn (their prosrachivaniem) remain yours in the future.

When firms go out of pondering, the base pour. Well thought it over, because the screwed up - do not rejoice.

林が黙っている. Alexeyの小説- 6

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

これ は "林 が 黙っ て いる" と うい 小説 の 次 部分 です. 私 は 新しい 面白い 小説 を 書きたい です. I would be very grateful for correcting errors :) . それ は, 私 の story:

不思議 な 旅人 が 話 始めた: 僕 は とっても 老いた, 多く の 人 を 見た が ここ で は 君 は 第 1 の 人 である.

俺 が: 私 は... 私 は 分からない. 新しい 天皇 が 玉座 で 上った が ばかり おぼえ て いる.

旅人: あの... 外 世界 が 違った そう であった. あなた は 俺 の 造 格 に 行け ば 食べ物 と 飲み物 を 見つける.

頭 が 痛く なった. 空気 が 重い に なる 始めた. 目 が 湿気 始めた. 老人! この 道 を 行く と どこ へ 出ます が?!!!

Grand Victor

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Another satirical fanfic was born a few days ago ...

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Classic lesions

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Of all contemporary fiction only two characters, I believe, deserve special attention:

  1. Horus
  2. Yagami Light

The history of every interest of its commonness. The second "person" ineteresnuyu thought vysskazal my little Texan friend:

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林が黙っている. Alexeyの小説- 5

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

A couple of lines in the "piggy bank".

寒くなく て も, 俺 が 揺れ っ て いる. その 上着... だめ. だめ, だめ, だめ.

塵 が 余りに 苦しい. 僕 の 五臓 が 死ん で いる.

私 は 最初 の 生きた 人間 に 会った. 彼 の 顔 は ゆがん で いた.

冷たい 風 が 引い て なった. 呼吸 する が 道中 が つらい に なった.

その ひと が だれ か? 夢 か? 俺 が 眠 て いる?

- あなた は だれ です か? あなた が 夢現 で はなけれ ば 名前 を 話し て くだし. そこ 所 が 何 所 です か?

PS: assistance in writing this part has Noriko-san. Many thanks to her for that!

林が黙っている. Andreyーの諸説- Introduction

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

While the lack of knowledge of Japanese to write another micro-part " forest "even with errors.

It was took until the "chapeau". Thinking about how to weave a few writings, as if there is an external circuit, and inside it - a small, but together form a strong "thread".

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Three Kazbek

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
Three Kazbek
We lived so were three punk - Vasya, Peter and Gosh. Everything was fine until they started puberty. And they decided to stir up something: and they fouled web studio.
Long thought to the name. During breynstorma (so they are very fond of such things) decided that the most money earned one who gave the world something cheap. They chose the name "Three Kazbek" - the first word means that the people involved is small, and the second - that the work they are almost free.
Grabbed small orders. They began to tell everybody about his case, many have used big words: "project", "big project", "challenging project", "PHP". Gradually themselves believe in what is really something serious involved. Vocabulary added these words on Drupal, WordPress, Bitrix, ABO.CMS etc.
Established connection, and with them the new budget (in exchange for recoil).
Gradually, there was division of labor - Vasya took up the server part, Petya - a client, but gosh - flash-ohm. Everyone in the leak were freelancers, and so gradually, all three have become managers.
Several years passed, and no longer possessed those intelligence that was at the peak load - it was hard to even turn on the computer without assistance.
Due to the fact that the firm has grown, rallied around each his own team, and began to argue and the friction between the great directors.
And then they decided to split into three smaller companies - Petin "wavefront" will deal with client side Web sites (design, layout), Vasin "Stronghold" - programming and Goshin "Flash-India Company" - flash-ohm.
While divided - realized that no one of them (except each other) are not needed, and in glasses zone are already following "Kazbek". And they decided to conclude a special partnership - they say, will use the services of each other, and more than anybody's, even if some outsider will offer more favorable terms. Moreover - in the presence of favorable conditions outside, we all make efforts to modernize the business of one of us at least to the level of an outsider.
All is good: but where is the guarantee compliance with the agreement of all partners?
And they decided to do so - each sells for 24% of its company partners. It turns out that each partner owns 52% of his company, and another 24% in two companies of its partners.
Thus, the new syndicate Vasey Petit Gozhi owns three companies, to ensure that activities which are more organizations - the Bank of the Great Directors "as a financial institution," Storm Investments, investing in equities, "The last insurance company to provide services for property insurance syndicate or other "kid specific" "Great initiative for building shelter (for distinguished themselves in the syndicate, as well as housing in the regions for business trips (support for IT solutions), slaves), etc.
Accumulated "fat" Kazbek have decided to invest in production - bought electronics plant in China (rivet body for the PC and power supplies under the brand names of customers).
Then decided to buy a brand - both owned by Yahoo tal Russian.

We lived so were three punk - Vasya, Peter and Gosh. Everything was fine until they started puberty. And they decided to stir up something: and they fouled web studio.

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Russian comedy - part 2

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

The first part in full has been published previously . From the second part will show only the beginning. I very much want their works to move to another place. In this regard will be very glad to all kinds of invite-Am in suitable closed communities (futilityfish [shmoble] last-step.ru).

I would be very happy if someone wants to join ... the residents' workshop mad Alexis " :)

And now that, for what we are all gathered here

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林が黙っている. Alexeyの小説- 4

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

林 に 入た 前 に 私 は 認識 を 亡くした. 私 は 何者 か, どちら 所 に ある か.

その 静か な 林 は 私 の 息抜き が なった.

昔 古代 で 私 は 天 延 に 住ん で います. そんな 景気 が よかった. 好き. 爱. 安心.

新しい 天皇 が 覚醒 した. 暗い 時代 は なった.

私 は t 種 よ なかれ ば しか...

林が黙っている. Alexeyの小説- 3

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

私 は 黒い 霧 を 囲ん で られる. 涼気 が とても 重い.

私 の 中 で 四大 が ある.

私 わ 進行 に 行く. 林 が だまる.

その 森閑 お 嫌い 初め に ところ です.

Russian comedy - Part 1

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

Recently, more and more things around me seem comical, ironic, funny.

Sometimes it seems that everyone (no exceptions) people live in their world. A level of understanding depends on the degree of similarity between things, which were primed consciousness.

If two people (living in different cities, sots.sloyah of the population) to train to go to the money, nice post, drum in them a similar picture of politeness and courtesy - they will understand each other, otherwise - no.

And the "clash" of these worlds when discussing business matters, for some reason sometimes gets shade some games. And do not understand - whether it's the life they have such, whether the game.

So, the first part of this production.

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林が黙っている. Alexeyの小説- 2

Monday, May 18th, 2009

林 に 入った 前 所 へ, 空 が 雲 って いった. それ 私 に 雲 が 一 回 を み られた. 束の間 しか, きれい 移り変わり です. 日光 が なくなっ て いった.

林 は だまっ て いった. そぞろ に 私 は 林 の 音楽 が きか なった が, 根幹 は 震わ られ っ て いった.

林 が 怖い です!